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I can read it
Mom:jill go and play with your whistle outside.your father cant read his news paper.
Jill:wow,I’m only 8 and I can read it.
Have your lunch first
Do you have any thing to say before I pass sentence on you?
Yes ,your honor,I should like you to have your lunch first.”
Our new apartment
I like our new apartment ,but the neighbors can hear everything we say.
Well,why don’t you hang a heavy tapestry on the walls?
But then we couldn’t hear what the neighbors say.’’
Mrs.Brown:”she told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her.
Mrs.Green:The mean thing!I told her not to tell you I told her.
Mrs.Brown:well don’t tell her that I told you she told me.
She:You used to say that I was all the world to you.
He:Yes ,but I’ve learned a lot about geography since then. ”
I’m talking to my wife
Excuse me,but I’m in a hurry!You’ve had that phone twenty minutes and not said a word!”
Sir ,I’m talking to my wife.”
The wrong answer
Math teacher:If you multiplied 1,386 by 395,what would you get?
Student:The wrong answer.”
A job for the groom
Where were you? I was looking for a job for the groom.
A little girl was describing her first experience in an elevator .
We got in to a little room .She said”and the upstairs came down.
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