Mr.Bean Science
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I was stuck in ELEVATOR for 3 hrs
Due to electric failure
Mr.Bean:
Ya me too
I was stuck on ESCALATOR for 5 hrs

جک مستربین
از زمانی که برق رفت من تو آسانسور 3 ساعت گیرکردم.
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مستربین:
من هم همین طور!!
من 5 ساعت رو پله برقی گیرکردم.
 

اینم شعرهایی که دوستم درست کرده گذاشتم برای شما و امیدوارم خوشتون بیاد. 

  Look at the qaran and know the prophet was how

 Like ,so know that you be like him.read your prays

 On your time.The prophet was a good man.He

 Prays for God every time,he love the Allah and the

 Allah too.The lastest prophet in the world was he.

 At the age of twenty five he married.And at the age

 Of sixty three he be died. But in the that time I was

 not there,that I know what`s the matter

Why are you don`t attend the time,the time go and

 Go and don`t return.So go and break the time

 Clock.And the works that we do,and we gone to

 Zoo.Do you know that time is money,but it`s

 Correct when we tell it`s funny.We don`t know

 That the time is very main,we survive our life with

 Time .The time is so expensive but we spend it, we

 Don`t know anything about it.

Yeah  i`m  like boy that go to everywhere , i`m  like

 The one ant that never stop. play with one people

 and no one else. My eyes is groggy and my eyebrow

 is black,and my neck is thin.i`m like the one duck

 that  swim in sea. My stomach is normal and my

 arm is small ,but my hair is so much, and all was a

 such  , never mind I play with you, now I continue

 the subject with you.My ankle is  hard and my toes

 are  soft ,my ears are little and my elbow is big,my

 .head  is  big  too , and  my  face  is  shy

A man is known by the company he keeps
بگو دوستت کیه تا بگم کی هستی

Too many cooks spoil the broth
آشپز که دو تا شد آش یا شور میشود یا بی نمک

from the cradle to grave
ز گهواره تا گور دانش بجوی

easy come, easy go
باد آورده را باد می برد

no news is good news
بی خبری خوش خبری ست

third time lucky
تا سه نشه بازی نشه

every cloud has a silver lining
در نا امیدی بسی امید است

a liar ought to have a good memory
دروغگو کم حافظه است

outstay ones welcome
کنگر خوردن و لنگر انداختن

nothing ventured, nothing gained
نابرده رنج گنج میسر نمیشود

business is business
حساب حساب است کاکا برادر

practice makes perfect
کار نیکو کردن از پر کردن است

The cat dreams of mice
شتر در خواب بیند پنبه دانه

(tell) a cock and bull story
قصه حسین کرد شبستری گفتن

smell fishy
کاسه ای زیر نیم کاسه است

Horses for courses
هر کسی را بهر کاری ساخته اند

A big head has a big ache
هر که بامش بیش برفش بیشتر

Go with the ride
هم رنگ جماعت شدن

East, West, homes best
هیچ کجا خانه خود آدم نمیشود

Tells tales
یک کلاغ چهل کلاغ کردن

Hit the jackpot
یک شب پول دار شدن
 

1
A: So how did you like the restaurant?
B: Actually, it could have been better.
A: What didn't you like about it?
B: It is a new restaurant. I don't think they have their act together yet.
A: What did you think about the food?
B: I felt that the food was pretty mediocre.
A: The service wasn't that great, either.
B: I agree. The service was not good.
A: Do you think that you want to try this restaurant another time?
B: No, I think that I've had enough of this restaurant.

2
A: Did you enjoy the restaurant?
B: I didn't really like it all that much.
A: What do you think the problem was?
B: Well, they are pretty new. I just didn't feel that they were ready to open yet.
A: How did you feel about the food?
B: The food wasn't all that exciting.
A: I didn't think that the service was good, either.
B: Yes, the service certainly didn't add to the experience.
A: Would you like to return to this restaurant?
B: Maybe we could try it again in a few months when things have settled down.

3
A: How do you feel about that restaurant?
B: It wasn't all that great.
A: What did you dislike the most?
B: I don't think that they had their act together. They didn't seem well prepared.
A: Did you think that the food was any good?
B: I wasn't all that impressed by the food.
A: The service certainly could have been better.
B: The service did not help the situation.
A: Is this a restaurant that you want to come back to?
B: I am not really interested in trying this restaurant again.